Monday, 30 April 2012

Hooray!  It's finally here!  May is National Masturbation Month, and I love masturbating!!!  I also love using sex toys while masturbating and during sex.  To help others celebrate National Masturbation Month with a new toy, I managed to obtain a discount code from the top adult store  Just write down the code (GSL10MAY), then click on the link or on the banner above to go directly to the store and enter the code at check out to get 10% off your entire purchase at Good Vibrations.  It is only valid from May 1st to May 31st, 2012.

Friday, 20 April 2012

Turning Down A Wet Dream

I absolutely love wet dreams, however they only happen for me like once every maybe five years.  Last night I was well on the road to one.  I was dreaming that I was at my wife's parent's house and there was a really hot chick there that was all into me.  Later on in the day I was sitting on the couch with my wife and we had a blanket over top of us watching television.  The hot chick came and sat beside me and reached under the blanket into my pants.  She started jerking me off while no one else in the room noticed what was going on, not even my wife.  It felt so incredibly good that it would not be very long before I would reach a very wet orgasm.  But the funny (or should I say not so funny...  Even really sad) part is that I told the incredibly hot chick to stop because I did not want to cheat on my wife.  WHAT THE F#c@!!!  It's a dream.  What kind of loser says no to an incredibly hot girl because he does not want to cheat on his wife in his dreams?  That's where I am supposed to do the naughty things I can't or wouldn't do in real life.  There goes my wet dream, now I probably have to wait like another five years.  When we said our wedding vows I remember promising to stay faithful until death, but I don't remember saying  anything about in my dreams.  The next day I told my wife about my not wet dream and she laughed her ass off at me.

Sunday, 15 April 2012

Multiple Orgasm Attempt Plus Squirting And Creampie Eating

Last night I started the evening off by making my wife and I some cocktails as we watched a good Canadian movie.  We then took our showers and jumped into our bed which is equipped with a waterproof blanket protecting the mattress.  I brought the laptop into bed with me and we watched some YouPorn together.  After a while she started sucking me and it felt incredibly good.  As she was sucking I began fingering her to make her feel good and also to take my mind away from the incredible blowjob I was receiving in order not to cum to quickly.  Doing something else when I get close helps me to avoid ruining the fun by cumming to quickly because it makes me concentrate on what I am doing instead of what I am feeling.  She sucked until I could not hold it back anymore so I then told her to stop and she turned and lay down on her back.  I then went into make her squirt mode and stimulated her G-spot until jets of female cum where squirting out of her pussy.  She was not just gushing but instead she was shooting long continuous streams like a super soaker water gun.  Kneeling between her legs I could feel these spurts of girl cum hit my body and some streams even flying over my shoulder, over the bed and wetting the floor.  It was absolutely amazing!!!  I would often move my cock to a position where it would get hit full force by one of her squirts of female ejaculation and I would jerk it off as it was getting soaked.   Only once the fountain of youth was completely drained of its last drop, she moved into position lying down with her pussy on the edge of the bed as I lustfully took her cunt standing on the side of the bed.  I pumped and pounded that pussy as she was moaning until I was on the edge of no return.  I quickly pulled out and rubbed my cock between her pussy lips like a hot dog in a bun as spurts of cum glazed her pussy.  I waited for my orgasmic contractions to subside and looked down at her hot cunt.  I could see a huge gob of white cum sitting on her pussy lips so I moved down and sucked it all up.  It tasted so good!  Still sporting a hard-on I shoved it back in and fucked her for some more but never made it to a second orgasm.  Getting close though!!!

Monday, 9 April 2012

Squirting, Good Sucking, Watersports And Some Creampie Eating!

Last night I got the whole package.  Squirting, good sucking, watersports and some creampie eating.  I knew she was horny when she changed the television channel at midnight to the porn channel and sat there watching it even while I was not watching it with her.  When she was almost done her shower, she yelled out "are you going to join me?"  Within a matter of seconds I was in the shower making out with her then I dropped to my knees and started sucking on her pussy.  I was ultimately hoping for a golden shower.  I just love tasting her piss!  To her credit she tried, but once again nothing came out, we then reversed our positions and now I was the one receiving good head.  We then slipped into our bed on top of our squirt blanket as I got her extremely wet with my fingers.  She was on the verge of squirting, however, I was not ready to let her squirt, I wanted my golden shower.  I wanted her to fill my mouth with her golden nectar.  I was lying on my back and very thirsty so I told her to bring me her pussy and ride my mouth.  Lying there with her pussy over me, I sucked and licked her wet cunt at the same time as I fingered her G-spot.  It wasn't long until she started shooting streams of pee into my mouth.  It tasted so good and felt amazing to get my mouth filled with her piss and feel some of it run down my cheeks, chin and neck.  I had to swallow many times to avoid drowning!  She then layed on her back and now, I was ready to let her squirt.  I fingered her G-spot until she was shooting like a geyser and made a huge wet spot on our water proof blanket.  Once she was drained of all fluids she then told me that she deserved to get fucked with me on top.  The missionary is far from my favorite position, but since she gave me what I wanted, I gave her what she wanted, and that was plain old missionary sex.  However, when it comes to sex, nothing is plain with me!  After shooting a big thick load of cum in her cunt, I went down and licked my hot and gooey mess.  There's nothing more delicious than a fresh salty creampie!

Sunday, 1 April 2012

Snowballing : That Much Closer to a Passionate Cum Kiss!

Tonight I am one step closer to getting my wife into snowballing.  For those who are unfamiliar with this term, it is when you cum in a girls mouth and she gives it back to you with a kiss.  Tasting my own cum is one of my top fetishes, I love doing it after masturbating and even more so after cumming in my wife's pussy.  There's nothing like eating a good sloppy creampie or licking it off of her tits. (By the way, it has nothing to do with being gay.  Many guys secretly enjoy doing so but are too ashamed to admit it.  Thankfully, due to modern porn and blogs such as this one it is becoming a little less taboo.) I have been trying to get my wife into snowballing for the longest time but, unfortunately, she always refuses.  The closest I have ever gotten her to doing it was many years ago, to my request, she had spit some of it in my mouth, and this she had only done once or twice then never did it again.  What I truly fantasize about is a nice long passionate French kiss (not just spitting it in), feeling the cum slide between our tongues as we lovingly make out.  Well...  Tonight (since for me, it's every guys dreaded time of the month) I managed to get a blowjob and cum in her mouth.  Just before cumming I asked her for a snowball but as always, after I jizzed in her mouth, she spat it out on my belly. However, this time she followed it with a French kiss where I could see, then taste a little drop of cum that was hanging off of her lips and also the remnants that were still in her mouth even after spitting!  Although it wasn't the big messy and gooey passionate snowball I had hoped for, it was still enjoyable and it suggests that I am that much closer to getting her into snowballing!