Sunday, 25 March 2012

And so it begins!!! Golden Showers and Watersports

Last night she gave me the most amazing experience I have ever had during sex!  I really fantasize about watersports (a.k.a golden showers, pissing) BIG TIME!!!  I just want her to piss all over me and drench me.  The closest I have ever been is her squirting all over me in huge amounts where some of it wasn't only female ejaculate but also contained pee.  My biggest fantasy is to have her do it while I am sucking her pussy.  I have often asked her to just piss on me but she has always refused telling me it doesn't turn her on!  Well...  Last night that all changed.  I had asked her if she would accept to give me what I have been wanting for so long in the shower that way she would not feel all disgusting about it since she could just rinse of immediately.  To my surprise she finally accepted and I quickly joined her in the shower.  I knelt down between her legs and started licking her pussy waiting for the juices to flow all over me.  I was looking up at her face and was getting really hard from watching her with her eyes closed trying to relax enough to let it all go and flood my mouth with her hot piss.  Unfortunately she didn't have to go.  Latter on in bed, during our sex session, she sat on top of my chest with her pussy only a few inches from my face.  As I licked and sucked her clit I begged her to just let go and fulfill my fantasy.  She said absolutely nothing but I could see in her face that something was going on...  Holly shit, I thought to myself!  Is she actually trying to let it go, to push it out? Is this going to be my lucky night? And that is when a few seconds later I heard and felt a spurt of piss hit my face.  It felt so amazing!!! I immediately covered her piss hole with my mouth and swallowed a huge spurt of her hot pee, it tasted so good!  When I moved my face back she shot another soaking spurt of piss on my face, I love hearing it come out!  I have never in my entire life felt my penis get so incredibly hard!  It was definitely the best feeling I have ever had during sex.  It was even better than the best orgasm I have ever experienced.  I can't wait until next time.

Sunday, 18 March 2012

New Sex Toys

I have been away from home and my family for almost a month now.  My wife just told me on skype, that she just ordered these three sex toys from LoveDreamer.com to celebrate my return home next Friday.  A Fleshlight, a shock therapy kit and a vibrating clit sucker.  I can't wait to get home and try them out with her!  


If you are also interested in trying out these toys to spice up your sex life, you can click on their images to go directly to their respective pages at LoveDreamer.  I will be posting an honest review on my blog once I have tested them a few times!!! 

A Private Show On Skype


The other night was amazing!  As I was surfing the internet in my hotel room, being away from home for more than three weeks, I was incredibly horny.   Especially since earlier, my wife let me watch her take her bath during a video call on skype.  I was sort of frustrated that she did not even touch herself for my enjoyment during her bath, however just watching her relax naked in the water had me harder than a rock.  Once she was done her bath she bid me good night and told me she was going to bed.  I then continued surfing the net for a few hours.  It was getting pretty late, so around eleven thirty PM I was just about to shut down my computer and go take my shower before getting some sleep when a pop up appeared at the bottom of my screan.  It was a message from my wife.  I clicked to open it and read "Do you want to watch."  Holy jees!!!  Instant hard on for me!!!  I quickly video called my wife on skype and when she answered I could see a major close up of her dripping wet pussy with a vibrator inside it as she laid naked on the bed with the laptop computer between her legs.  She rubbed her pussy with her pink g-spot vibrator for a little while and then played in her drowning wet cunt with her fingers.  It was so incredibly wet and gooey that she would scoop up her cum with her fingers then raised them to the camera separating them to show me her pussy cum stretching between.  There was so much cum that the excess would run between her fingers and hang off of them in thick slimy strands of clear girl goo dangling in front of the webcam. I just wanted to lick it all up!  She then switched to her bigger vibrating dildo which resembles a real cock and pumped her pussy furiously with it.  I could hear the massive amounts of cum sloshing in her cunt as it was being pounded by the dildo.  The cum was being forced  out by the pumping action and running down her pussy lips leaving her lying in a puddle of her own cum.  She then removed the dildo and started rubbing her clit from side to side incredibly fast ending up with her squirting everywhere just like in the porn movies which I love watching, only this was even hotter because it was live and it was my wife.  I could see her squirting stream flying everywhere as her hand moved through it rubbing her clit violently.  It looked like a sprinkler watering the bed.  She then moved her face up to the camera, blew me a kiss and said "I hope you enjoyed" and then she disconnected our video call.  Unfortunately, I could not jerk off as I was watching the live show because I had a roommate in my hotel room.  Needless to say, that night, I jerked off the hugest load in the shower.  I even enjoyed licking some of it off of my fingers!  I just can't wait to get home and lick her pussy clean!!!   

Tuesday, 28 February 2012

Squirting : The Female Ejaculation



AAAhhh!!!  The legendary and mysterious female ejaculation, better known as squirting.  I have many fetishes but one my favourite ones is squirting and watersports.  There is no better feeling and nothing more sexually exciting than having a girl standing or kneeling over you, wetting your penis, balls, chest and face with her squirting pussy.  The feel of the liquid soaking your cock and balls and the excess juice running down your inner thighs and down the sides of your belly, and if you are lucky enough to get her to do it on your face, it’s an amazing feeling when it runs down your cheeks and neck wetting the blanket underneath you.  There is a large debate whether it is ejaculate or just plain urine, whichever it is, I could not care less because I love them both.  However I am quite certain that there is such a thing as female ejaculate because sometimes when she squirts it is a totally clear liquid that is so sweet it is better than candy and tastes nor smells anything like urine.  Other times when she squirts I am quite sure that there is at least some urine in there but I love it just as much!  I am a strong believer that all girls can squirt, they just have to open their minds to the idea and lose the fear of urinating during stimulation. 
First step if you want to turn her into a squirter you must
open up the subject with her before even trying.  You must let her know that it is absolutely normal and ok for girls to do this.  You must also let her know not to resist letting go when you are stimulating her and she gets that intense feeling of needing to urinate, she must learn to just let go and accept that she will make a mess of fluids on the bed and hopefully on you.  Also very important, make sure to reassure her that even if she does urinate in the process that it is ok and that it actually would turn you on big time.  From my experience, I found that even after talking to her about all of this she didn’t open up to the idea until we watched some porn with allot of huge squirt scenes in it.  She was amazed by what she saw and I made sure to tell her how much it turned me on to see a girl squirt.
Second step, you must learn the technique.  It’s all about the G-spot!  Whether you believe it exists or you believe the weird scientists who came up with a recent study denying it’s existence stating that it is only the continuation of nerves from the clit and other places, the important thing, and this I can guarantee that there is something there.  It is located on the anterior wall inside the vagina about two to three inches from the opening.  It is a soft yet rough patch of tissue that feels a little like the roof of your mouth, only softer.  First get her sexually excited with a massage, candles, a movie or music, some wine (getting her tipsy definitely helps).  Then start stimulating her starting with her breasts then her inner thighs followed by her clit.  Once you notice that she is quite excited, usually noticeable by her pussy being extremely wet, start alternating your stimulation by applying some pressure to her G-spot with the tip of your two middle fingers in a motion as if you were signalling someone to come over and after a few seconds returning to stimulating her clitoris.  Keep alternating between her clit and her G-spot until you feel that rough patch inside her begin to swell up and get juicier.   At that point you can concentrate mainly on her G-spot pressing firmly on it with the tip of your fingers and releasing at at very quick frequency.  As her G-spot will continue to swell up so will the inside’s of her pussy.  It will feel as if the entire inside of her vagina is ballooning around your hand.  That is when you know that she is about to squirt.  Don’t forget to constantly tell her while you are stimulating her that even if she feels an incredible urge to pee to simply give into it and to just relax and let it go, it will be the most amazing orgasm!
One important tip that can really help to get her over the fear of wetting the bed is to put thick towels or blankets that you can just through into the wash after she soaks them.  My wife and I enjoy squirting good sex so much that we bought a moisture proof blanket designed especially for this activity.  That way she can concentrate on squirting and not worry about wetting our bed.  If this blanket interests you just follow the linked image bellow to one of my favourite suppliers.
P.S. Don’t forget to lick her pussy clean after she squirts and savour all the juices.  Have fun improving your SEX LIFE!!!

Saturday, 18 February 2012

Almost there! (male multiple orgasms with ought even trying to)


Tonight I probably could have achieved the male multiple orgasms with ought even trying to.  We started our sex session with me giving her a massage then she gave me a blowjob followed by me fingering her and we then went straight to female on top penetration.  My plan for the night was to cum on her tits and lick it all off but the penetration felt so good that I could not stop her in order to cum on her big tits.  Instead I ended up cumming in her pussy.  She had just finished her time of the month so I was not inclined to eating the creampie but she did not know that I had cummed and she kept on going up and down on my cock which still felt extremely good even if I had already cummed.  Is this because all my training to achieve multiple orgasms and my training to stay horny enough after cummming to eat my cum off of her is paying off by eliminating the refractory period where stimulation hurts and where there is a total loss of sexual interest.  I am almost sure that if she would have kept up the penetration, I would of ended up cumming a second time.  Unfortunately, she stopped and then I lost interest in continuing the stimulation.  Even if I didn’t succeed it is promising progress, especially since I was trying to cum twice!!! 

Friday, 10 February 2012

Massage, Blowjob, Squirting, Eating own creampie!




It went off as planed!  The massage, the blowjob, the squirting all over my cock feeling the female cum running down my testicles and my sides...  The only thing that didn’t go as I had described in the post of “what are your plans for tonight” were the positions.  We did not do magic mountain nor doggy style.  After the squirting she went on top and slid my girl cum covered cock in her pussy and rode me until I cummed in her wet pussy.  I then told her I wanted to clean it all up, so she moved her cunt up to my face and let me suck up all of my cum out of her wet hot pussy.  Her pussy lips were all covered in are gooey cum mixture.  I use to lose interest in eating her creampie after cumming, but now I don’t think it is a problem anymore.  Mmmmm, it was so good and creamy that I can still taste it!!!  Eating that delicious creampie got me hard again but she was not up for more, so we ended it there, I can’t wait until next time.  By the way, I must learn how to increase my cum load because there just wasn’t enough to satisfy my hunger!

What are your sex plans for tonight?


Tonight I plan on doing allot of foreplay starting with a massage for my wife followed by a sloppy blowjob for me, then making her squirt like a fountain, with my magical fingers, drenching me.  Then once my cock is dripping wet from her ejaculate I will penetrate her, probably magic mountain style, for a bit then I might move on to the doggy style but with her legs between mine for the extra tightness. After that, I plan on doing her on the side of the bed.  I haven’t yet decided if I want to cum in her pussy, on her stomach or on her tits.  But one thing is for sure, I plan on licking it all up!  What are your plans for tonight’s sex or masturbation session?  Please share with everyone by adding a comment so that others might find good sex ideas and interesting ways to change their regular routine.  Don’t be shy participate, it might help others to spice it up, just keep it legal! Thanks.

Saturday, 4 February 2012

Magic Mountain (sex position)



I saw this position in an online magazine and decided to try it.  At first we found it kind of awkward but once we got the hang of it we really liked it.  This position puts an extremely pleasant pressure on the top of the penis wich i loved.  It also gives a great view, of the penis gliding in and out of the vagina, for both partners to enjoy! It’s like watching high definition porn while doing it. The thrusting is carried out by the female because the male is kind of trapped under supporting her with his legs, this can get hard on the males legs.  The magic mountain position definitely requires some practice to master, however, we enjoyed so much we really don’t practicing. Warning: This position brings me close to orgasm extremely quickly!

Friday, 3 February 2012

Becoming multi orgasmic attempt # 3 plus eating own cum


While we were trying a new position called “Magic Mountain” my wife decided to lay completely down instead of resting on her forearms and start masturbating by rubbing her clit with my penis still in her.  What a view this offered me.  In this position, it was like watching live porn.  Her finger not being enough she lubed up her pussy and took out her vibrating dolphin to bring her ecstasy to new heights.  I had a front row seat of her pulsating cunt with my penis inside feeling every contraction.  Once the intense pleasure was too much for her to handle she put away the dolphin and I took over.  I had her get on all fours in the doggy style position, however, instead of having my legs in between hers I told her to keep her knees together and this time she was the one to have her legs between mine.  Wow! What a difference.  With her legs together it squeezed her pussy lips together and made her incredibly tight.  It felt like the first times we had sex back in high school.  I actually had trouble getting it in because it was so tight.  We then moved on to the side of the bed and with my wife laying on her back and her legs spread apart in the air on the edge of the mattress I was standing on the floor and penetrated her from this position.  I was getting close to cumming so I decided to try my third attempt at becoming multi orgasmic with ought losing my erection.  I pumped my cock in and out of her vagina until I got to the point of no return, I then pulled out very quickly and ejaculated all over her pussy and belly while relaxing all of my muscles.  As soon as I stoped cumming, I shoved my cock wich was still hard back in and was able to continue having sex.  Unfortunately after approximately 30 seconds of penetrating her for the second time on the same erection, my wife’s pussy was getting sore so she asked me to stop, therefore, I did not get to find out if I would of ejaculated twice in a row.  Since I was still horny, I licked up some of the cum I shot on her belly.  I am really starting to like cleaning up my mess!

Tuesday, 31 January 2012


If you have an idea as to what sexual experience I should try next with my wife then please reply to this post.  All ideas are welcomed as long as they involve only legal activities.  Thank’s!

Friday, 27 January 2012

Eating my own creampie



This time I didn’t chicken out!  I have always fantasized of licking my wife’s pussy clean after having cummed in it.  I often enjoy tasting my own cum after masturbating but I always lose interest in doing it after ejaculating during sex.  I have done it once or twice after sex when I had drank a little too much and really enjoyed tasting the mixture of my cum mixed in with her pussy juices, the taste and thought of what I was doing at the moment just made me hard again.  I have also tasted it a few times on her nipples after a titty fuck and loved the taste and gelatine like consistency of it.  (Just a little side note for the macho guy’s out there, tasting your own cum has nothing to do with being gay, research it on the net and you will see that there is a huge community of men who enjoy and get turned on by this activity.)  Tonight I managed to keep interest in eating her out after cumming in her cunt and it was so good!  I started off by making her squirt like crazy, with my fingers, drenching our body's in slick female pussy juice. She then began ridding me on top until I cummed in her. After ejaculating, I told her I wanted to eat her out, so she came on top of my face, sitting on her legs, as I sucked on her pussy swallowing the gob of cum that was hanging off of her wet and messy cunt lips.  Just another way to spice it up!!!  I can’t wait to try it again! 

Tuesday, 24 January 2012

The elusive male multiple orgasms (test trial #2)


Last night was my second attempt at attaining the mythical male multiple orgasms.  We started off with a little bit of foreplay, mainly her sucking my cock, and then we went straight to the point with penetration.  Usually we do allot more foreplay then we did but it being the week we decided to cut the fun short.  Adopting the missionary position with her legs slightly bent I thrust my cock in and out until the point of no return.  As soon as I knew that I had attained this decisive point where ejaculation becomes undeniable I pulled out very quickly and allowed myself to orgasm and ejaculate all over her pussy and belly while keeping all of my muscles relaxed with nothing touching my cock.  Once the orgasm and ejaculation where over I reinserted my penis, which was still erect, into her wet, cum covered, pussy.  Using this technique I was still able to penetrate her for a short period of time with ought the usual painful sensitivity of the penis that most males experience after ejaculation.  I was only able to keep it up for a brief duration before I lost my erection however she greatly enjoyed that short second fuck even though I was not able to ejaculate a second time.  Test trial #2 was not a success however it was not a total failure; I was able to keep on going with ought the pain, and also, I have always fantasized of eating her creampie but, unfortunately, I always end up losing interest after ejaculating.  This time I did keep interest in licking up her tasty creampie even though I did not follow on my desire to ... but I will try it next time... I promise...  I just can’t wait until test trial #3!

Saturday, 14 January 2012

The elusive male multiple orgasms (test trial #1)


Have you ever mentally wanted to keep having sex all night long, however, your penis and balls end up betraying you by spewing their hot load and then it’s all over.   It happens to me all the time and that’s why I’ve been chasing the elusive male multiple orgasms for quite some time.   I’ve done allot of researching on the internet and in books to find the secret.   One of the techniques I came about involves stimulating the penis until you get to the point of no return.  You know...  it’s the point where even if you stop all stimulation you can’t stop the orgasm from coming.   Once you get to this point, with this technique, you stop all stimulation and make sure nothing is touching the penis.   During this period, you must clamp down and squeeze your PC muscles (the ones that you use to stop the flow of urine) and hold the squeeze until all orgasmic contractions stop.  Then after a few seconds you can resume stimulation.  I’ve tried this technique while masturbating and had some success and failures.  It is extremely difficult to hold the squeeze while you are having an orgasm.  Then I came about a blog that was suggesting doing the complete opposite of this technique.  That is to stimulate until the point of no return and once there, stop all stimulation and relax all your muscles, especially the PC muscles. Then, once the orgasm passes, you can continue stimulation.  I’ve tried this one also a few times while masturbating and had many successes.  I end up cumming and having a good orgasm however I stay hard and horny afterwards.  Tonight, I decided to try it for the first time while having intercourse.  During foreplay, before I even got to the intercourse where I was planning to try my technique, my wife blowed me to the point of no return by accident.  I quickly told her to stop and I relaxed all my muscles.  I ended up having the orgasmic contractions and some cum came out, yet I stayed rock hard and horny as a devil.  Then, during intercourse, I tried my technique once again.  Unfortunately, this time, I went soft and lost all sexual interest.  I think that i pulled out of her pussy too late.  Verdict...   The relaxing your muscles technique works for sure during masturbation and blowjobs, however, I have yet to be successful during intercourse.  Stay tuned to my blog for future attempts.

Wednesday, 11 January 2012

World Sex News

This is my favourite website for accurate and up to date information in the world of sex.  The news ranges from sex research, sex toys, sexual experiences, news in the world of porn, sex tips and just about any other kind of news related to sex from around the world that one could ever imagine.  And best of all you can never get tired of this site because it’s updated on a daily basis.  Just click on the banner to visit World Sex News.

Monday, 9 January 2012

Must have for squirters!

There’s nothing I love more than to make my wife squirt, the more she squirts the harder I get!  If you’re into squirting, watersports or very oily massages than you absolutely need the Liberator Fascinator Throe.  It’s described as a moisture-proof sex blanket that protects your bed, sofa or chair from the mess you are about to make with your love juices or oil.  My wife and I have rigorously put this blanket to the test making her squirt copious amounts and I think it should actually be described as waterproof, it’s that good!  It sure beats the towels we use to place under her which always ended up with us having to wash our blankets.  With the Fascinator Throe we can have all the fun we want without having to wash our entire bed, just the sex blanket (it washes easily in the washer and dryer).  Best of all, since she doesn’t have to worry about making a mess, I have noticed that she squirts in much larger volumes with this Throe.  So far, this is definitely our favourite sex toy!  (For more info on the Fascinator Throe click on the image.) 

Sunday, 8 January 2012

An evening of HOT SEX almost GUARANTEED!

This one is almost guaranteed to provide an evening of mind blowing sex.  Get the movie “Pirates”, not the one from Walt Disney but the one from Digital Playground and put it on your laptop computer.  Next, get a bottle of wine with two wine cups and bring it up to bed with your laptop and your significant other.  Pirates is an excellent porn movie that even your wife will love.  It has an actual story, its hard core porn yet she will find it romantic and it has a big budget behind the movie.  The special effects are well done and the acting is somewhat descent for a porn movie.  I tried it with my wife who never wanted to watch porn and she actually loved it, she then recommended it to her friends and they also had a magical experience in bed.  However, for some odd reason, none of us ever make it to the end of the movieJ  You can get the movie from most adult stores including the one I shop online at “Love Dreamer” which is linked on the right side of my blog or go directly by clicking on the image.

Saturday, 7 January 2012

What a night!

Once the kids where in bed last night we started the evening off with a chocolate fondue and sparkling wine thinking it would set the mood for some passionate sex.  Unfortunately the chocolate burnt before we could even eat it.  Then we went up to the bedroom for some action.  As we were finishing the bubbly and watching a bit of online porn to raise the horny level through the roof, are youngest son ran in the bedroom.  Luckily he went back to sleep in his room within minutes.  We then got the fun started as my wife was wearing some very sexy lingerie that got me rock hard.  I could tell that she was also quite horny because she was plenty wet.  She then did something that made me insanely want her, she stuck a finger in her dripping wet cunt then shoved it in my mouth, although I really wish she would of licked it herself that would have been even hotter.  I then started to finger her, as she was on all fours over me, until she squirted a few times on my cock, there’s nothing I love more then to be soaked with her juices.  We use a waterproof blanket under us when I make her squirt.  Considering the fact that the blanket was already wet from all her squirting and the fact that I had to pee, I decided to let a little bit out on the blanket.  Wow it felt so good to release during foreplay that I ended up letting it all go making a huge mess on the bed since the blanket was not placed properly.  She then shoved my cock that was all slicked up with her female ejaculate into her hot pussy and rode it until I filled her with my cum. I then had allot of laundry to do as she laughed at me. 

Thursday, 5 January 2012

Blowjobs


Here’s one that I think many guys can identify with.  Ever watch porn and think those dirty blowjobs look like they would feel so good however your partner only gives you the old up and down head-bob that your priest would approve of?  It almost looks like she’s at a Halloween party bobbing for apples with her hands behind her back to prevent them from getting wet.   By pure luck a while back my wife and I came upon a sex educative TV show.  In that episode a female sex educator was showing women how to give good head and boy did it ever look good.  Thankfully my wife learnt a little, such as a technique called “extending the mouth with your hand” where she wraps her hand around your cock near her mouth while she is sucking you and importantly to not to only move her hand up and down but to also twist it a little back and forth as it is going up and down the shaft at the same time as she is “head-bobing”.  I can confirm that it feels really, REALLY GOOD!  Another thing you see with blowjobs in porn is allot of saliva.  It turns me on to see all that saliva running down the shaft and balls coating his cock in a thick gooey mess.  Last night I once again communicated this fantasy to my wife and she finally tried it.  WOW!  IT WAS AMAZING!!! What a feeling...  although she can still work on adding allot more saliva, I want there to be so much of it that I can feel it running down my balls.